1.Welcome To The Diamond Mine
Written：Leonard Phillips／Stan Lee
Now we go into the diamond mine
Nobody knows what we might find
Leftover licks from jimmy page
Parsley, sage, 'rosemary' and thyme
Don't take me down
You're gonna lose your marbles in the diamond mine
Don't take me down
Welcome to the diamond mine
People tellin' me it's dark down here
There's nothin' to fear except fear itself
Jellybeans are poppin' outta my fez
Simple simon says, 'you better hang on to your elf!'
Don't take me down
I don't want to lose my marbles in the diamond mine
Don't take me down
Welcome to the diamond mine
Don't tell me that you're cursed with a yardstick for the
universe
Don't be afraid of what you'll find
2.Toxic Avenger
Lyrics：Leonard Phillips
Music：Leonard Phillips
Out of the rust and into the slime
Everybody knows that he's here for mankind
Toxic avenger
Would you believe-a mouse to a man!
No one from this planet can realize his plan
Toxic avenger, toxic avenger
Out of the dark and into the light
Mercilessly devastating his enemies, turning wrong to right
Toxic avenger, toxic avenger
But nobody loves him and he's such a lonely man
All they ask from him is to guard this promised land
Out of the rust and into the slime
Everybody thinks that he's out of his mind
Toxic avenger
3.Zeppelina
Written：Leonard Phillips／Wagon／Glen Laughlin
I saw you on the corner yesterday
I couldn't think of anything to say
But you just walked right by me
So i felt that i was standing in your way
I saw you at a party just last week
I tried to talk but i could hardly speak
But you jsut walked right by me
So i ran to mix myself another drink
Zeppelina, you are all that is dear to me
Zeppelina, i'm so proud that you're in my family tree
I wish that i was handsome and was wise
But you won't listen to my alibis
I'll have to wait for halloween
So that way i can see you in disguise
Zeppelina, you are all that is dear to me
Zeppelina, i'm so proud to have you in my family tree
I used to dream about you in my sleep
That when i woke up you'd be mine to keep
But now that i am married to you
I've been counting pigs instead of sheep
4.Stuck In A Condo With Marlon Brando
Written：Leonard Phillips／Stan Lee
I'm stuck inside a condo with mr. marlon brando
He tells me, 'get the butter,' sounds just like my mother
He wasn't nice to connie
His son, he shot somebody
For messin' with his daughter
Just like the godfather
I'm stuck inside a condo with mr. marlon brando
He's heavy and he's hairy
He's really scaring me...marlon brando
Well, i saw him in a movie
He used to be so groovy
Now he's eating mashed potatoes
He's a human winnebago
I'm stuck inside a condo with mr. marlon brando
He's a heavy dingleberry
He's really scary...marlon brando
Domino's delivery has brought me to him
Cheese and pepperoni, watch him shovel it in
He's giving me a lecture on the wages of sin
Mr. brando, please show me the door
5.Just Say Yes
Written：Leonard Phillips／Stan Lee／Buhne
You say there's someplace that you gotta be
Find peace of mind and serenity
With a little help from modern chemistry
25 dollars can buy it
Just say yes...yes
Just say yes...yes
You're sliding down that slippery slope
You're the very reason why they call it dope
Yellin' for someone to throw yo uthe rope
Tell all your friends they should try it
Just say yes...yes
Just say yes...yes
I don't know what they're saying
Russian roulette i'm playing
It's straight i should be staying
Inside a chapel praying
My conscience i'll be saving
For now i'll just keep saying yes
Now i'm age 43
Waiting by the phone for a new kidney
I wish i didn't have to hurt to take a pee
That's not gonna stop me
Just say yes...yes
Just say yes...yes
Just say yes
6.Make It So
Written：Leonard Phillips／Jonathan Melvoin／Stan Lee／Dorman
Set the controls for the neutral zone-make it so
Where no one's gone before is where we'll boldly go
Kunta kinte's blind and he's at the controls, oh no!
It's hard to navigate with an air filter stuck on your nose
Chorus
Make it so
Live long and prosper
Make it so
Gold-press latinem
Make it so
Assimilate all of them
Make it so
Secure the bridge 'cause we're moving faster than light
Alien gods of cardassia are happy tonight
We're flying through the stars and we're hitting the bars, all
right!
Data's going to tell me that the romulans will put up a fight
Chorus
We're going to fly the friendly skies
Take a word now to the wise
Where we're going no one knows
The enterprise is out of control
Won't you make it so
Like edgar allen poe
Or maybe g.i. joe？
Hey everybody,
Let's go!
7.I'm On Crack
Written：Leonard Phillips／Stan Lee
I'm on crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack
I used to hang around at the waterslide
Now i'm taking my strawberry for a ride
I used to have firends, now i'm a loner
'cause a twenty dollar rock is giving me a boner
On crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack
Crack crack crack
Straight shooter
Get the chore boy
Dorsal rooter used to be my pride and joy
Face of fire
Don't look back
Richard pryor, copper wire
Burn that mutha 'till it turns black
I used to hang around at the waterslide
Now i'm taking my strawberry for a ride
I used to be a dude, now i'm a homey
If you don't like that then go ahead and blow me
On crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack
I'm doing lines all the time
John belushi was a friend of mine
Can't relate, i'm losin' weight
The thin white duke is on my favorite plate
A dummy line doin' crime
Standing on the street selling my behind
Grinding my jaw, breakin' the law
Stealing tens and twenties from my ma and pa
To buy crack
I'm on crack
I'm on crack
I'm on crack
8.Oh Boy!
Written：Leonard Phillips／Stan Lee
I feel like a king
I feel like a king
Oh boy! oh boy!
I feel like a king
I'm eating all my greens
Oh boy! oh boy!
Oh, oh my oh my
Life's a piece of pie
Oh boy! oh boy!
I'm sittin' on the throne
Playin' the ramones
Oh boy! oh boy!
Axl rose on my empty v
I don't know why he's not as pretty as me
But i'm still being who i wanna be, oh boy!
I'm livin' my life, i'm livin' my life
Oh boy! oh boy!
I'm livin' my life, i'm lookin' for a wife
Oh boy! oh boy!
Stanley got a rash, he's growin' a moustache
Oh boy! oh boy!
Chuck wagon got too weird, the others disappeared
Oh boy! oh boy!
I feel it shakin' outside
It doesn't matter oh momma, momma, oh boy!
Oh boy! i'm swingin' oh boy!
9.Roadkill
Written：Leonard Phillips／Stan Lee
I'm drivin' my pickup truck
I'm feelin' mean and i'm getting drunk
I drive all over town
Find a little critter and i run it down
Hit the brights and watch 'em freeze
Turn a little animal into head-cheese
Oh, it's roadkill
Drivin' around in my automobile
For roadkill
Ain't gonna stop 'til i get my fill
Out there by the side of the road
Might be a bunny or maybe a toad
It's guts are hanging out
Only one eye and part of a snout
I still don't think it's dead
Put it in reverse and squish it's head
Oh, it's roadkill
Drivin' around in my automobile
For roadkill
Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
Roadkill
Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills
Roadkill
Kill a little critter just to get my thrill
Are you gonna run 'em down right now？
Yeah, i'm gonna run 'em down right now
If you drive 405
You won't find anything left alive
Suckin' suds while i'm makin' time
Squashin' little animals flat as a dime
These critters don't have a prayer
I just ran over smokey the bear
Now he's roadkill
Drivin' around in my automobile
For roadkill
Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
Roadkill
Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills
Roadkill
Kill a little critter just to get my thrill
I love roadkill
Hit the lights
Squeeze 'em in my sights
Somebody's pet gonna need a vet
Ran one over but he ain't dead yet
This truck's a killin' machine
Pedal to the metal and i'm feelin' free
Somebody's kitty's gonna need a hysterectomy
I love roadkill
10.House Of Raoul
Lyrics：Leonard Phillips
Music：Leonard Phillips
Wake me up in the morning 'cause
We're going to the house of raoul
I'm giving you a warning
Tell me, are you a man or a mouse？
House of raoul, house of raoul
I was cookin' cabbage in the house of raoul
Gonna get evicted from the house of raoul
Tell me when we're leavin' 'cause
We're rocking at the house of blue lights
While the train is leavin'
I'm drinkin' beer and watching the fights
House of raoul, house of raoul
I was cookin' cabbage in the house of raoul
Won't you please evict me from the house of raoul
11.Song Of The Dawn
Lyrics：Leonard Phillips
Music：Leonard Phillips
Wake from your sleep all you weary ones
Who are leary of the night
Look to the east all you dreary ones
Who are waiting for the light
Dawn is breaking and a new day is born
The world is singing the song of the dawn
Birds are singing
Hear them welcome the morn
They're sweetly singing the song of the dawn
Yesterday the sky was grey
Look this morning they're blue
The smiling sun tells everyone
Come and start life anew
Sing hallelujah
For the dark night is gone
The world is singing the song of the dawn
Sing hallelujah
For the dark night is gone
The world is singing the song of the dawn
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